~ Michael Baxter

The US Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps at Camp Blaz, Guam, last week convicted former first lady (man) Michelle Obama (Michael Robinson) of treason and murder for hire, sentencing him to hang to death for his crimes, Real Raw News has learned.

As reported last January, US Special Forces arrested Robinson at the Harbor View Hotel on Martha’s Vineyard, where they found him sharing a bed with a 27-year-old Caucasian male escort. Robinson was fully naked with his ding-a-ling wagging around when he told Special Forces, “None of you will live to tell. You’re disposable like Joan Rivers.”

Robinson was initially taken to JAG’s Pensacola headquarters, where he underwent medical evaluations that proved he was born a biological male—his phallus being the obvious smoking gun. After refusing to answer questions and invoking his right to remain silent, Robinson was shipped to Blaz, where he defecated on a cell floor and frequently exposed himself to staff, earning him a prolonged stay in solitary confinement, where he stayed for nearly a year.

Per our sources, Robinson’s guilt stems in part from evidence that Robinson indeed hired an assassin to murder Rivers while she was undergoing a routine endoscopy at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York when she inexplicably stopped breathing. Rivers, 81 at the time of her death, wasn’t young, but plenty of older people have successful endoscopic examinations without dying suddenly. Even Rivers’ daughter, Melissa of Little House on the Prairie fame, had cast doubt on the coroner’s claim that her mother had died of “brain damage caused by lack of oxygen during the procedure.”

In the weeks preceding her death, Rivers had publicly said Barack Hussein Obama was a homosexual and that Michelle Obama was a transgender, citing the latter’s appearance on an episode of the Ellen Degenerate show in which Robinson’s schlong was unmistakably visible beneath a pair of skintight white pants. Rivers, a Hollywood and political insider, used her voice to expose the truth—and was silenced for it.

Robinson’s tribunal, held under tight security in the remote Pacific outpost, was presided over by Rear Admiral Damian D. Flatt, a no-nonsense JAG officer known for his solid pursuit of justice in military courts.

Addressing the panel JAG had formed to hear the case, the admiral deadnamed Obama. “Detainee Michael Robinson, Michelle Obama’s birthname, stands accused of egregious crimes. Count one, murder for hire; count two, treason.”

Confinement had taken a heavy toll on Robinson. Gaunt and frail, he sat handcuffed to the defense table, one cuff around his bony wrist and the other secured to a steel ring protruding from the table. He sported unkempt facial hair—likely due to estrogen deprivation. The orange jumpsuit caparisoning him seemed three sizes too large. His sunken eyes, accentuated by deep, dark circles, stared into the void, as if he were unaware of his surroundings. Beside him, his JAG-appointed lawyer thumbed through a mountain of paperwork.

“Admiral, we request a mistrial. My client, the honorable Michelle Obama, was denied habeas corpus and held in inhumane conditions for a year. She was denied medication, healthcare, and basic human rights and subjected to humiliation at the hands of staff. She’s dealt with unimaginable suffering and should be released immediately.”

Admiral Flatt looked at Robinson’s attorney quizzically. “The individual you’ve named isn’t in this courtroom. There is no ‘Michelle Obama” here, only detainee Michael Robinson, a he, not a she. And the only thing Mr. Robinson was denied was hormone replacement drugs. If he refused to eat, that’s on him. If he got sick and didn’t ask to go to the infirmary, that’s his fault. A mistrial? No, I don’t think so.”

Admiral Flatt said a former Secret Service agent, codenamed “Shadow,” had supplied JAG with encrypted files he had found on the Obamas private server at their home on Martha’s Vineyard. They revealed a plot hatched in early 2014, shortly after the sharp-tongued Rivers said that “We all know Michelle Obama is a transgender woman and Barack is gay.”

“Ms. Rivers proclamation threatened to expose the Obamas craftily curated image and derail their influence,” Admiral Flatt told the panel. “Ms. Rivers was audacious, but she wasn’t a fringe conspiracy theorist given to sharing baseless conspiracy theories. Allegations of Michelle Obama’s true identity and gender were nothing new, but came from small-time bloggers and YouTubers Robinson could easily dismiss. But when Ms. Rivers, whose voice had a wider reach, spoke out, Robinson panicked and acted to silence her before she could spill more dirt.”

Onto a flatscreen affixed to a courtroom wall, the admiral displayed a text file “Shadow” had siphoned from the Obamas computers. Admiral Flatt read aloud, “She knows too much and can ruin everything. If she’s not silent, we’re in trouble. Barry and I need help, and help that’s inconspicuous and won’t come back on us.”

“Barry” referred to Barack’s real name, Barry Sotoro, Admiral Flatt noted, adding that the MSWord document was later emailed to Obama’s now-deceased CIA Director John Brennan.

We will publish Part II tomorrow.

~ Michael Baxter

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Notes to Readers:

High level trials and executions have been ongoing for years. Michael Robinson’s is just one more.

So, why isn’t this being televised? That the darling First Lady of the Democrats has been jailed and is now undergoing a military tribunal? The repercussions would be overwhelming.

Most people don’t think anything is going on at all. This isn’t the case, but think what you would like to…

Eliza